This just came across my desk, as they use to say in the newspaper business. Please take it for what it may be worth…a promotional effort for a radio station? An attempt to drive people to a website? A hoax? A new piece of evidence from a “paranormal” or “UFO” society? OMG! Has it come to this?
Scientists (i.e. biologists, anthropologists, zoologists), hopefully, someday, will hold the first news conference about the initial definitive discovery of Sasquatch, not a paranormal radio station or website. But, well, we report it, so here’s the news. You can thus get ready for it, if any ripples are created, positively or negatively.
To wit, here is the news release (with spellings and incorrect grammar unchanged, for example, with words like “employe” and “Sierra’s” left intact):
For Immediate Release
*********** MEDIA ADVISORY**********
Potentially the Most Convincing Evidence of Bigfoot Since the Patterson Film of 1967
We have an full upper body impression including half of its face On the passenger side window of a pickup truck
And on the drivers side window, the Nostrils, Nose and Lips of a Bigfoot
Who: World Media – Please RSVP to SangerParanormal@aol.com
We will contact you to confirm your attendance
What: No, it’s not a Bigfoot in a Freezer and we are not affiliated with those guys in any way. This evidence was captured during an expedition in the High
Sierra’s of California during the Memorial Day weekend of 2011. There were a total of 5 people in attendance who made the discovery. Three of those people
1. Is an award winning High School Principal with a Masters Degree, Formerly a Science Teacher and a former investigator for www.BFRO.com.
2. Correctional Officer for 19 years and is Employed at a prison in California. Was featured on a Episode of Monster Quest titled” the Sierra Sasquatch”.
3. Is a Employe at AT&T Telephone. Associates Degree in Electronics. Founder of the www.SangerParanormalSociety.com
Also, a 14 year Forensic Specialist who is friends with 2 of the people mentioned above was called out to come and take photos and swab For DNA……
This location where the evidence was captured is known for heavy Bigfoot activity And has been regularly visited by the investigators mentioned above.
When: June 23, 2011 at 4:00 pm (Pacific)
Where: Piccadilly Inn, Banquet Hall
5115 E. McKinley Ave
Fresno, Calif. 93727
Directly across from Fresno Yosemite International Airport
Founder Sanger Paranormal Society
Thanks to Adam Gorightly for the tip.