Would you like to be the host of a new show on MTV about cryptozoology?

Get that videotape of yourself remastered for a MTV audition. Okay. Ready. Set. Go.

Your co-host could be somebody like this:

MTV has put out a “casting call” that they have entitled “Do you love Monsters?”

Here’s what they want:

We are looking for two young Crypto enthusiasts, 18 and older, to host an upcoming fun, hip, and off the wall series that looks inside the world of cryptozoology, creatures, legends, and the people who investigate them. The hosts should be really into cryptozoology, and have an interest or even borderline obsession with undiscovered creatures, mythical beasts, and unclassified species. You should have a unique personality and be comfortable in front of a camera.

If you are interested, MTV wants you to send them an email at crypto@mtvstaff.com and provide the following information:

Name and contact information.
Why you would be the right person to host our show.
Why you love MONSTERS.
Why you believe or disbelieve in their existence.
How you got interested in cryptozoology.
What your favorite cryptid is and why?
What, if any, monster hunts you’ve been on and what adventures you had.
Some background on who you are.

Or you can send a VHS tape to the following MTV address:

Wade Rudolph
MTV Networks
770 Broadway, 10-02F
10th Floor
New York, NY 10003

I’m not sure whom the “two young Crypto enthusiasts” will be, but one of them could be you.

I do have a suggestion, however. There’s a hip Japanese-American singer/performer of the hot group Kayo Dot that’s going to audition. She’s quite a cryptozoologist in her own right, and has the kind of cryptobicultural coolness that would play well on MTV. Her cryptoband even use to have tee-shirts of the Japanese cryptid tzuchinoko and now features another one with a cryptotheme, designed with a hidden wonder.

How could MTV go wrong with Mia Matsumiya on violin, bells, and MTV? She appears to be a beautiful real-life character right out of a Japanese animation flick. Here’s a few of her photos, one while on an investigation.

Cryptomundo will keep you updated on how this MTV quest evolves. Will one of the co-hosts be you?