A new unknown dead thing has turned up; this time in Ajax, Ontario, according to the person who found it.

I have to coin it as the Ajax Lorax, for, like Dr. Seuss’s critter, the Lorax, does this cryptid speak for the trees?

An internet posting of the photos were uploaded by SuperRobotBlank under the headline, “Found while walking the dog in Southern Ontario.”

Further questioning revealed that it was found in “a field next to my house for water overflow in the middle of standard suburbia. I would never have found it if my dog didn’t sniff it out. This was like 2 – 2.5 feet long… That’s definitely a good guess…”

What do you think the Ajax Lorax is?

{Thanks for newstip from C.S.}