I guess for pure fundraising efforts, I have overlooked that bag of potato chips in my kitchen. Now comes word that a Hampton, Virginia, resident is selling a chip with a hollowed out “image” of Bigfoot in its middle over at eBay.

Here’s the description:

I have here for auction one ruffled potato chip that looks like Bigfoot. Just for fun, let’s call him Chipfoot.

The chip is in very good/stable condition and should ship quite nicely.

Compare my photo by using your favorite Internet search engine for a famous picture of Bigfoot. There’s a striking resemblance.

I reserve the right to refuse bids from unfavorable or zero feedback bidders. No shenanigans please.

Happy bidding and good luck! Buyer covers shipping and insurance. I hope you win.

I don’t know; it kinda looks like an overweight Yeti to me versus the classic Patty. To each their own vision of Squatchip, I guess.

The ultimate Yeti collectible, The Bumble Cookie Jar (above) vs the Patterson-Gimlin famed frame Bigfoot (below, right).

Of course the buyer of the potato artifact purchases insurance. Anyone want to take any bets on the chip breaking in shipping?