Well, I never. The Coleman camping gear people, no relation, have come out with a new Bigfoot toy. Right off the bat, there’s that name they’ve given it. The “Coleman Pet Prehistoric Sasquatch” toy that makes an ungodly noise when squeezed. At 15 inches long or tall, it is sizable but not gigantic.

Now in stock at the International Cryptozoology Museum gift shop, a few have arrived: