Theeggfarm has many poems on their site, here and there and all around.

Allow me to share, if I might, which I much appreciate, one just found:

Untitled #8 (For Crypto Zoologists)

by hybrid

If every creature
Rumored but Unproven
By Crypto Zoologists
Were given a stewin’
I’d hazard a guess
that my favorite meat
Would be tender morsels
Of mermaid feet

In reply and in the same tone, let me pen my very own:

Mermaids Have No Feet (Untitled #1)

by Loren Coleman

Eggfarm
No harm
You made us two
Words as the who
But we are together
Which is much better
As cryptozoologists
Not “Crypto Zoologists”
So I must, of course, insist
“Crypto Zoologists” don’t exist
And mermaids don’t have feet
To eat and eat and eat.